but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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