Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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