this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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