she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn