after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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