Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Vodka?
Forever.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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