corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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