remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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