when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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