grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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