I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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