okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
