Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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