Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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