I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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