Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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