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That's how twitter works, right?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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