you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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