OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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