i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
