we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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