He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You are the jesus of drinking
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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