Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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