Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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