it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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