I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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