brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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