pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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