why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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