If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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