there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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