So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
PANTIES FOUND
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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