i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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