As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Damn victory sex feels great
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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