Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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