I'm really into asian looking animals
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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