I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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