if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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