I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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