Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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