Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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