sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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