you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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