he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize