he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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