You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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