well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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