who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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