it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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