How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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