he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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