Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
