I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Two words: nipple clamps
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