This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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