I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
MIDGETS
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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